An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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