Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Knock Knock.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Anti Joke

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