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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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