What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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