What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

race-car = rac-ecar

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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