Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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