Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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