Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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