- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Jimmy Saville

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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