- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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