What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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