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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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