- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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