What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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