- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??