a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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