Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womens rights

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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