- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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