- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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