What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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