- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Yellow People !!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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