- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

An Asian with a big dick.

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