- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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