George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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