- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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