- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A muslim walks into a gun shop

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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