Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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jews

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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