- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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