- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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