- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

These Jokes suck.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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