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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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