An anti-joke

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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