- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Fat? Jesse Z

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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