- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Hello

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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