- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

haha black people :D

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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