- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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