Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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