- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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