There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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