- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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