What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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