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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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