Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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a man was shot.... he died

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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