What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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