Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Anti Joke

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