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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

womens rights.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Liverpool City Football Club

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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