- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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