What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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