2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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