A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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