- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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