How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Suck pussy

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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