What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Denard Robinson

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Whats black and gay? Obama

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Dude man, I'm high...

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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