Massie is a fatass

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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