why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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