Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Jesus Christ

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