- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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