- Anti Joke

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Drew Knowles is gay

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tilt your screen back

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What is worse than torture? Not much.