My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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