What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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can you pass the soap?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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