Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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