I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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a black man pays his child support

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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