My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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