Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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