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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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