How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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