A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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