Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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