What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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