- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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