Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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