- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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