- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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