A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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