If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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