- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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