- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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