Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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bangers and mash?

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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