a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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