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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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