If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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