What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Women's Rights.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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