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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.