- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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