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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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