- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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