i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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