- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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