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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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