How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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