Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's blue? The sky.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Anti Joke

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