What do I hate? people

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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