- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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