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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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