Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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