- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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