What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Baby Seal walks into a club.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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