- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Small Penis.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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