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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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