why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Potassium? K.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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knock knock Goodbye

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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