Why did? Yes

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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