For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You are joking right?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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