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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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