The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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