There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Golf.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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