A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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