roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Urban ghettos

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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