Where's my baby??

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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