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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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