- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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