Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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