What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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