- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I am a mime

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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