- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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