A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Rylan Clark

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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