- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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