- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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