How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Your big dick.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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