- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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