- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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