- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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