- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Good job, son.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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