- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

a black man pays his child support

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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