Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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