Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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You idiot.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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