What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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