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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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