- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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