Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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bite me

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

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