Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

binladin walks into the american seals

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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