How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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