- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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