- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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