- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

I C U P White stuff

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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