- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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