- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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