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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

one of the idiot

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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