- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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