- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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