Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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