Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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