- Anti Joke

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a