- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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