How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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your life

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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