One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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