What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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you give like i give lomain

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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