LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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