A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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