- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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