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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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