- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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