antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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