3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Rylan Clark

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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