- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

LO AND BEHOLD!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Chicken

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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