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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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