- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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