- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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