whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Anti Joke

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