What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why? Because.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What does? 42

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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