- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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