What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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