How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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