So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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