A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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women's rights.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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