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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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