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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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