- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How old are you? 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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