- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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