Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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