What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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