Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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