Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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