One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

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