What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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