Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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