- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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