what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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