Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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