Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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