What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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