Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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