What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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