Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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