Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A storm be brewin!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

TOP KEK

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...