What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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