Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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