- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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