- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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