knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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