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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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