- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead