Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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