Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Men's rights

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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