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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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