whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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