Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

My spelling is horrible

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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